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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Northern Expose This

After Setting Sun Lieberman’s TV commercial rambling about bears, I realized that I could never be a senator. That was made even more true today. Crap on a stick. Ted Stevens is a serious shithead. I simply would not have the self control to be in the same room with him. Is he ever not a douche? Between the bridge to nowhere, the Tubes (Don’t fall in love, she’s a beauty), NO! and now this secret hold horseshit. Someone needs a smack upside the head.

While I hate the pork king, that person is not Ted Stevens. Yes, he is a douchebag, but the word of the day – hell, the rest of the decade is accountability. So, we need to lay the blame for Ted Stevens where it squarely belongs, all the shitheads who live in Alaska. If there is some huge oil spill that gets all your seals covered in oil, fuck you. If some huge earthquake destroys Juneau, that is just too damn bad. Global warming floods your ass, boo fucking hoo. Don’t expect 1 red cent from the feds. Oh yeah, those oil leases, can we send the Marines to Alaska and just take the damn oil? I mean, that was the Iraq plan. Should work better in Alaska.

1 Comments:

Blogger TubaOnFire said...

Libertarians who like to suckle the federal teat. Isn't it ironic, don't you think. Maybe the word isn't ironic - pigfucker is probably a better one.

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