Another Senator, Another Republican, Another Moron

I can't make this shit up. Supposedly the terrorists are all driving cabs by day, killing at night. Kind of like werewolves, or vampires, or the WMDs. Um, that never happened. Unless McVeigh drove a cab. But Tuba can read the code. Burns is in deep shit and is probably gonna lose. So, for his last gasp, he will call on two tried and true tricks. The first is the terrorists under the bed. Gay terrorists. Gay, flag burning terrorists. In Montana.

The second trick is the George Allen macaca special - funny looking brown people. While his campaign manager can bullshit about investment bankers, we all know what he meant - all those A-rabs driving cabs are the enemy. A vote for me is a vote against all the filthy, towel headed, macacas out there.

Once again, we have a referendum on the people of Montana. Are you fireman hating, racist pigfuckers or not?