Why do they call it sportsmanship?

Sports sucks.

Really, it does. I am getting to the point where I kinda feel guilty watching them. I know it is just entertainment, but when does it become bullfighting or bear baiting. Congratulations, Epiphanny Prince. Nice job Ed Grezinsky. You broke a scoring record. Whooo-fucking-hoo.

Why do we have sports at schools anyway? US high school students can't compete in math and science, but our women's basketball team - well we are number fucking one in that. Whooo-hoo. USA-USA-USA. We're #1.