Curse you, Dave Chapelle

Last night, in an attempt to fend off becoming a criminal, I was on the elliptical machine - it is a beautiful device - working out. So, while firming my sublime buttocks . . .

LOOK AT MY BUTT - ITS A PERFECT CIRCLE

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Acknowledge it before it destroys you

I watched re-runs of Chappelle's Show. Now, here I am, at work, ending every sentance with bitches, bitches.

PS. I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool.

PSS. Actually, I like Billy Idol, but that was a great skit.