Does the Bull stand for Bullshit?

Merril Lynch is now Princeton Portfolio Research and Management. Oddly enough, they do not have offices in the town of Princeton, but nearby Plainsboro. It seems they are trying to capitalize on the Princeton name. One would think that people who have the money to be investing would be smart enough to not give a shit about the name, but what do I know?

Again, I am not Mr. Investment Guy, but I would think that you would want to place your money with people you trusted. People who wouldn’t fib about where they were located. People who didn’t allow Enron to inflate revenues by 60 million dollars at the end of 1999.
Seriously. Who would leave 50 cents with these asshats?

Perhaps Merrill Lynch would be less interested in being in Princeton if they knew that they would be mercilessly pelted with tennis balls.