Easy Answers

Why is Windows so slow?

Well, that is an easy one. It sucks. It has always sucked. If you ever used a Mac, you know it sucks. Hell, Windows was stolen from Apple years and years ago. And having been tormented by Microsoft products for years, I am pretty sure than anyone with pride in their work works someplace else. Microsoft is brilliant businesswise, but their software sucks.

That is why Windows is so slow.