Dog Bites Man

I know you all will be shocked, just shocked to find out that of the teams going to College Bowl Games 41% fall below minimum graduation requirements and ~50% have less than a 50% graduation rate for players.

Why do we persist in this charade? Let's just pay these poor kids and stop this hypocrisy. And why does the fact that these schools are failing the players and those around them not warrent congressional attention, but the fact that Oregon State may not go to the Nokia Sugar Bowl over LSU does?

One more question, will anyone ever hold any of these douche bag coaches responsible for graduating players, or at least keeping their players from raping half the women on campus? Just once, I would like to see a college president show some sack. I am looking at you, Donna Shalalalalalalala. Your university is a punch line.