I wanna new drug
This is tremendous: To quote Aaron McGruder again, "Not all women are ho's - 20-25% tops."
Drug companies are hiring hot cheerleaders as sales reps.
Insert Viagra joke, prostate check joke, something about turning your head and coughing. There is just too much here.
Here is a tease:
"Some keep their pompoms active, like Onya, a sculptured former college cheerleader. On Sundays she works the sidelines for the Washington Redskins. But weekdays find her urging gynecologists to prescribe a treatment for vaginal yeast infection. "
"One informal survey, conducted by a urologist in Pittsburgh, Dr. James J. McCague, found that 12 of 13 medical saleswomen said they had been sexually harassed by physicians"
I wonder if the 13th doesn't like Trident gum.
Speaking of being sexually harassed by a doctor, I have been sexually harassed by a doctor - but, who hasn't:
I was just out of college and needed a physical to start my new job. So off I go to the place my insurance sends me. I strip and get the usual phyical stuff - check the ears, the breathing, yada, yada, yada. Then the doctor has my balls in her hands and asks me: "You've been having a lot of wild sex lately, haven't you?" WHILE HOLDING MY BALLS! A little back story. At the time, I had no bed. I was sleeping on the harwood floors of my apartment. So my back was kinda scratched up - unfortunately, there was no wild sex at the time. I won't even get into the large vein/not able to have children thing. I am not sure this doctor had ever seen a penis before.
I have done my best to avoid the medical profession. More evidence that this is the right choice.
Drug companies are hiring hot cheerleaders as sales reps.
Insert Viagra joke, prostate check joke, something about turning your head and coughing. There is just too much here.
Here is a tease:
"Some keep their pompoms active, like Onya, a sculptured former college cheerleader. On Sundays she works the sidelines for the Washington Redskins. But weekdays find her urging gynecologists to prescribe a treatment for vaginal yeast infection. "
"One informal survey, conducted by a urologist in Pittsburgh, Dr. James J. McCague, found that 12 of 13 medical saleswomen said they had been sexually harassed by physicians"
I wonder if the 13th doesn't like Trident gum.
Speaking of being sexually harassed by a doctor, I have been sexually harassed by a doctor - but, who hasn't:
I was just out of college and needed a physical to start my new job. So off I go to the place my insurance sends me. I strip and get the usual phyical stuff - check the ears, the breathing, yada, yada, yada. Then the doctor has my balls in her hands and asks me: "You've been having a lot of wild sex lately, haven't you?" WHILE HOLDING MY BALLS! A little back story. At the time, I had no bed. I was sleeping on the harwood floors of my apartment. So my back was kinda scratched up - unfortunately, there was no wild sex at the time. I won't even get into the large vein/not able to have children thing. I am not sure this doctor had ever seen a penis before.
I have done my best to avoid the medical profession. More evidence that this is the right choice.
posted by TubaOnFire | 11/28/2005
2 Comments:
This doctor was not one I would like to see bent over much of anything. She became a doctor because she was clearly not hot enough to be a drug company sales rep.
In a bit of coincidence, today we had sexual harassment training here at work and I found a pubic hair on my Coke.
1. Where did you eat?
2. What happend RE: Craps whore?
3. Did you have a nice win you were celebrating?
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