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Friday, December 02, 2005

Court says Texas #1 over USC 5-4 - Roberts deciding vote

WOW. The stupidity of our Congress knows no bounds. Seriously, these are the stupidest people in the world. We are doomed. Doomed I say. The only good thing about it is the entertainment value. Nero played a mean fiddle.

Congress now wants to determine who is #1 in college football.

Joe Barton, Texas republican says, “College football is not just an exhilarating sport, but a billion-dollar business that Congress cannot ignore.” Now, I know a little bit about republicans and my understanding of them is that they ARE OPPOSED TO GOVERNMENT REGULATION. So, just because college football is a big money maker, they need to butt into it. However, regulating the energy industry – can’t do that.

Please note that Joe Barton is a member of the Energy and Commerce subcommittee. Could some one please explain our energy policy to me? Oh yeah, we buy lots of foreign oil, fund terrorists, heat up the earth with greenhouse gasses and make lots of money for Exxon. Does this matter? No. What matters is that the fratboys from one stupid school can lord it over the fratboys of some other idiot school that they have the better football team.

I fear that I need to go to every American male and slap them across the face and tell them, “IT DOES NOT MATTER WHO WINS COLLEGE SPORTING EVENTS.” However the NCAA wants to do it is fine. Hell, it doesn’t matter if it is fair or not. Its their league, they can do whatever they want. And when did republicans start caring about fair?

I imagine some republican from Georgia is going to run on a platform of unfixing professional wrestling in 06. With how things are going for the GOP, that may be his best hope.

This is a pitiful example of grandstanding. What is sadder is that the dopes in the 6th district of Texas, who elected this moron in the first place, probably think this is a great idea.


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