Pimping ain't easy

I actually feel for the Bush administration today. See pimping ain’t easy (despite my protestations otherwise in response to Hustle and Flow. Hos be hos. And hos are tough to work with. See, hos can be sneaky and are always being all ho-ish. As the pimp, you would like them to fuck the johns, pay you the money and keep their mouths shut. But there is all this pissing and moaning and dealing behind your back. Then you got to give `em the pimp hand. It just gets irritating.

See Congress was a good bitch for so long. 5 years about. But now they get all up in your face about separating powers and the Constitution and all that shit. Just cause I can’t let some guy keep 90 large in his freezer. Fucking hos.

As a service to the president, I will do his work for him. To the 534 members of Congress. Listen up. I am only gonna say this 1 time. Shut the fuck up. Suck the dicks. Pay the money. Just like always.

Bitches.