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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Pimping ain't easy

I actually feel for the Bush administration today. See pimping ain’t easy (despite my protestations otherwise in response to Hustle and Flow. Hos be hos. And hos are tough to work with. See, hos can be sneaky and are always being all ho-ish. As the pimp, you would like them to fuck the johns, pay you the money and keep their mouths shut. But there is all this pissing and moaning and dealing behind your back. Then you got to give `em the pimp hand. It just gets irritating.

See Congress was a good bitch for so long. 5 years about. But now they get all up in your face about separating powers and the Constitution and all that shit. Just cause I can’t let some guy keep 90 large in his freezer. Fucking hos.

As a service to the president, I will do his work for him. To the 534 members of Congress. Listen up. I am only gonna say this 1 time. Shut the fuck up. Suck the dicks. Pay the money. Just like always.



Blogger Vanilla Bullshit said...

Nancy fucking Pelosi came onto Daily Kos and posted a diary titled "The Gloves Are Off" and talked about how ok, this time the Republicans had crossed the line, and how she'd asserted 11 privileged thingies about ethics. All 11 the Republicans simply refused to debate. I guess after ten times, Pelosi figured meaningless symbolism of the 11th thingy would actually matter to anyone, anywhere, at any point in human history.

So she stomped her feet and said some bullshit about how the gloves were off.

And then about six weeks later she stood with Hastert on this unbelievably obvious move (to those closely following the trajectory of the ethics probes... i.e., TPM readers) to use a Democratic instance of corruption to shield the coming onslaught of FBI raids on Republicans.

I really despise Pelosi. That bitch is worthless. And Hoyer is worse. These jokers are the most ball-less, spineless opposition party leaders I've ever seen.

9:24 AM  
Blogger TubaOnFire said...

The Kos comments are comic.

10:36 AM  
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